HBO documentary showing how Diebold has cheated American voters. Lets do something about this people. I mean I am no computer engineer but I could develop redundancy for these systems, along with a verifiable paper trail, open-sourced code, and… ooops sorry, back to our dystopia. Bush in 08!!
A side note, I don’t blame Diebold, I blame corruption and our government. I hope you have your life-preservers, this ship is sinking.
In a feat of strength that the world has not seen since Pat Robertson leg pressed two thousand pounds, Gurt T. Luhrman of Bagaki enterprises attempted to lift a superconducting cryo-cooled 600 Megahertz Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (nmr) spectrometer. The alleged event occurred when Mr. Luhrman, who was at the end of a recent publicity tour that included stops in Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Madison, was touring the Paul Bender Chemical Instrument Center at the University. Mr. Luhrman was reportedly bored with the official guide’s tour and decided to “spice up the tour Bagaki style.†There are no reports yet on whether or not his attempt was successful but experts are doubtful due to the magnets estimated weight of over one metric ton. If the reports of this feat of strength are true it would smash many of the current weight lifting records. A fellow tour member, who wished to remain anonymous (He asked to be referred to as Dude Adores Nmr or D.A.N.) refused to confirm Mr. Luhrman’s accomplishment of this feat but commented “I have no clue what Gurt would do after he lifted the spectrometer but his antics sure made the last part of that god awful tour bearable.†More on the story as it develops.
How come this doesn’t surprise me. I have had a hunch about this kind of crap since the day I was born. Marketers and business people alike will bend truths and statistics to tell what ever story fits their interests the best.
A 31 percent reduction in heart attacks, after all, seems impressive. Yet this pervasive way of describing clinical trials in medical journals—focusing on the “relative risk,” in this case of heart attack—powerfully exaggerates the benefits of drugs and other invasive therapies. What, after all, does a 31 percent relative reduction in heart attacks mean? In the case of the 1995 study, it meant that taking Pravachol every day for five years reduced the incidence of heart attacks from 7.5 percent to 5.3 percent. This indeed means that there were 31 percent fewer heart attacks in patients taking the drug. But it also means that the “absolute risk” of a heart attack for any given person dropped by only 2.2 percentage points* (from 7.5 percent to 5.3 percent). The benefit of Pravachol can be summarized as a 31 percent relative reduction in heart attacks—or a 2.2 percent absolute reduction.
This is just another example of why statistics don’t really mean much. Sure there may be cases where cold hard statistics have a meaning, but in general when someone is trying to sell you something and they offer statistics, remember, they are trying to sell you something.
You know what bothers me in today’s techno-driven world? Google. Now don’t get me wrong, I think that Google (or other search engines for that matter) have done an excellent job at allowing millions of users to publish billions of pages of information. Where the problem lies is when you are talking to people and lets say one of them mentions something you know nothing about. So instead of simply giving you an answer, they tell you to look it up, to “google it”. I mean what the hell is this. Google isn’t your ticket out of explaining something or defining a word when someone asks. Google can be used to reference things yes, but is isn’t the easy way out.
The next time you are talking with friends and one of them tells you to Google the answer to your question (or heaven forbid you tell someone to google the answer), stop for a minute then remind them that they too hold the answers to life’s questions and not to pawn off the work to a website. You make them answer your question in extreme detail. and if you ar the one telling someone to google the answer, punch yourself in the face will ya.
I receive a considerable amount of spam each day and choose to sift through it instead of blocking it all. I find it intriguing the kinds of things that turn up. My spam folder is a goldmine for ideas, and those not only commercial in value. One of the things I enjoy looking at in my spam folder are the names of the people in the “from” field. A quick survey for this article yielded the following:
Lakeisha Funk
Doyle Grimmett
Hudes Lukes
Bice Melancon
And none of those names were from pornographic marketing. Sometimes I wonder if there is a secret organization of spammers around the world that sit around and come up with names to use for spam messages.
I am also starting to wonder about the mental capabilities of the general public. I think that since the Internet became mainstream 15 years ago, the overall intelligence level of the common email user has dropped tremendously. Sure I am generalizing here, but the phishing and scam techniques I see in my junk folder are becoming more and more obvious, to the point that they actually read “phishing scam” in the subject field. Pretty soon they might just as well say “give us your bank information, ssn, and address and we will steal your money and make your life a living hell”. Here is an example:
[PHISHING]: Fifth Third Bank - urgent security notice [Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:05:21 -0060]
First of all, I have never heard of Fifth Third Bank let alone have an account with them. Secondly, when you open the email, it is one large graphic OF text (instead of actual text) that links you to some scam site that requests your personal information. Have people not learned by this point that anyone ASKING for information has a 99.9% chance of being a scam. Banks and other institutions never ask for personal information, especially in an email, let alone one that says “phishing” in the title. It is even in brackets to inform you that you are about to have all of your accounts gutted and your identity stole. Here is the complete email, image and all.
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Platinum 2006 has detected that this email could be spoofedTake maximum precautions, as spoofed emails could be the sign of a fraud attempt.
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Platinum 2006 has detected that this email could be spoofedTake maximum precautions, as spoofed emails could be the sign of a fraud attempt.
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I should note that when you open the email, the only thing visible is the image of text. The rest of the spam is concealed in white text, preventing it from being seen in most html compatible email clients. (Which is one reason why everyone should send email in PLAIN-TEXT) The stupidity of so many people are costing those who understand scam email a lot of money. I’m fed up, I say if you get scammed by something as stupid as the email above, you deserve to loose all of your money AND your identity. Heck, you might as well just send me a check for everything in all your accounts and save yourself the hassle of the identity fraud. I only want your money. I have an identity, that of a savvy email user.
Two weeks ago Mr Bagaki received a call from an unknown number. He answered the call and the young woman on the line asked if she was calling Bagaki Enterprises. He said yes, then she asked if she was speaking to Mr Bagaki. Again he said yes, then suddenly the connection was dropped.
He was suspicious about the call and contacted me to do some investigating.
A few minutes of digging in my database turned up the number and a company called Verifacts. I called them back using the number that was displayed on Mr Bagaki’s caller ID. I spoke with the receptionist and informed her of the situation. She looked up Mr Bagaki’s name and tried transferring me to the woman who spoke with Mr Bagaki. I was then transfered back to the receptionist, as the original woman was not available.
I asked her what exactly the company she worked for did, and why they were calling my client. She was unable to give specifics as to why Mr Bagaki was being contacted but did inform me that they verified peoples information for banks and credit companies.
I became immediately concerned when I realized Mr Bagaki was being skip traced. As Mr Bagaki’s financial counsel, I am privy to much of his financial information. I know there should be no reason a debt collector would be trying to verify his residence. With a flawless credit report and no outstanding payments, Mr Bagaki is in the clear.
I would like to take this brief moment of your time to make you aware of the skip trace. It is much easier than you think for others to locate you for a nominal fee. So the next time an unknown number appears on your caller ID, be caution of what you tell them, someone might be tracing you.
As the financial adviser for bagaki.com, I would like to take a moment of your time to recommend this FREE credit report service. With this service, you are able to view your credit report from three of the big credit service companies. This will allow you to see if anyone has opened an account under your identity, and to make sure things are in line. You are able to use this service once a year for FREE, I recommend taking advantage of it.
It should be noted that each of the three companies will try to sell you “upgraded” reports or services, but that is how they make money. It is your discretion if you buy any of that stuff, I never do. I have been using this and recommending it for a couple years now, since its inception. It only takes about 30 minutes of your time and it is worth every minute.
If you are interested in your credit score, I know that Equifax only charges $7.95 which is a good deal, considering last year they wanted almost $30.00. Anyway, if you are the kind of person who likes to know where you stand in terms of your ability to borrow, this might be of interest to you. I know that Mr Bagaki himself paid the fee and got his numbers, he wanted to know.
It never hurts to know about your credit history, especially with the potentially negative effects of identity fraud. Check out the site and save yourself a ton of trouble, you have nothing to loose.
