After a short discussion with Jack LaLanne the other day in the “As Seen On TV” isle, in yet another local retailer, I ran into good friend Ron Popeil. He said hello, so I had to stop for a chat. What a great guy that Ron. He invents all of the wonderful products that help to make the world a hairy, dehydrated, evenly cooked place. (Check out the number of small chickens in the pro unit, 4 whole chickens) So after his friendly hello and complacent sales pitch, he introduced me to an offer too good not to pass along. Just tell a friend he whispered in my ear, and I will show you a product so useful, so revolutionary, so flavorful, that you will want one for all your friends and family. 
He then presented me with this wondrous product, the ronco solid flavor injector. Never before have I used such a masterfully crafted tool. This oversized syringe allows you to fill your bird, roast, or fish with so much solid flavor your mouth will beg for your next fix. This product can take your run-of-the-mill dinner and make it Ronco-rific. The possibilities are limitless and are only restricted by your creativity. Imagine fresh garlic, parsley, oregano, and fresh crushed red pepper injected into your 4 whole chickens revolving to juicy goodness in your Ronco rotisserie. Or how about garlic, carrots, potato, and M&M’s injected into your favorite box of hamburger helper. Now thats good cooking.
Thanks Ron, another 6 minutes of my life were taken away by your marketing techniques. As I stood in the isle, mesmerized by your miracle blade knives, I just had to learn about your giant solid flavor injector. Now that I am educated in this ronco-rific new product, I can sleep at night knowing that I too have been influenced by your entire product line. Thank Ron, its always a pleasure.