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Happy birthday fungus face, no one else could take your place, your a worthless piece of human waste, have a lousy day.

We are one year old today. Blah blah, thanks for reading, blah blah, growth, blah blah, fun. I’m not going to bore you with the standard thank you speech, all the hard work and such. I thought it would be fun for the 1st birthday to do something a little more unusual. So I have added a new feature to the posts. Under the current post, you will see “in the past” which is a link to posts from the same day one year prior.

To celebrate today I plan on grilling some emulsified meat and taking down a few Schells. Enjoy your Tuesday and do a little something to celebrate our 1st birthday. Even if that means taking a shower or driving with your eyes closed. HAVE A SWELL DAY!

As a side note, the “in the past” for today is the VERY FIRST POST ON THE BLOG. Memory Lane

Come one, come all. This year looks to be the biggest turnout yet. I’ll be there along with Mr Bagaki, Dr. Z, K to the T, Aunt Melch, Reginald Highwater, Dusty, and the rest of the gang. We hope to see you there.

Thats right! You listen to this shit, you pay for it. We have to slave for your fucking pleasure, so lets see some relief. We need your money. We are a public radio station, meaning there are no commercials (except our own, thats right, we own this shit, and we are going to exploit that fact). This also means that we need you to pay for this shit. We only do it because we think you want to hear this shitty music. Come on now, you think we want to be doing this, this is a favor to you.

Pay or DIE
(you pay with the button on the right)

Thanks to all of those who have helped to one again make 10.10.2005 a defining day in the history of the world. I have put in about 60 hours the past few days getting the site ready for the birthday launch. Unfortunately, everything was not online at 12:01 AM on 10.10.2005, but I have been steadily uploading new content the past few days. This process will continue now until I die or give up at life.

Seriously thought, one of the biggest things we launched was a new movie we made in conjunction with FRELLISmedia and DICKVANSTOOHL Productions. Unfortunately the link for the video never seemed to work right. Some of you were able to view the video, with or without sound is unknown. The video file itself is in perfect order, but for some reason, the audio was not played while viewing through a web browser. To remedy this problem, here is a link to the latest video from bagaki.com… enjoy.

Move’In - 23MB Quicktime

You can “right-click” on the link above if you would like to save the video or view it more than once. Thanks

It is exciting to be typing this right now. Five years, it is crazy how fast the time has passed. Over the past five years there has been much talk about all the great things we were going to do. That time is NOW. Throughout the day we will be CONTINUALLY updating the website with new content and interesting things. Keep checking back over then next few days, click on things you have already tried, as this may bring you to something new. Tell your friends and family, make your checks payable to bagaki.com, and keep on having fun.

If it wasn’t for all of your support, bagaki.com would not be here today. For this we would like to thank you all very, very much. We will be celebrating the rest of the day today, and all day tomorrow. If you are in the area, give me a call and we will celebrate together. If you can’t make it, PLEASE, go out and celebrate wherever you are. (Just pretend that the money you spend is bagaki’s, so then you won’t feel bad about spending all of your hard earned money)

Thanks again for all the support!

WE HAVE REACHED THE FINAL DAY

Please welcome the new look of bagaki.com. As our birthday-hour approaches, we will be continually adding new content and loading the completed birthday site.

“we’ve finally arrived”

THE START OF LAUNCH ACTIVITIES

Although today’s post contains little new content, we are working around the clock to launch our new website. Starting tomorrow (Sunday, October 09) we will begin launching the new design and content that will become bagaki.com

CAN YOU BELIEVE ONLY 3 MORE DAYS!!!!?!?!?

It is hard to think that five years ago I was sitting at my old Pentium II 450 Mhz computer creating this goofy website to distract me from school and other important things. Now I am writing this post, still distracted from school, telling everyone that we are going to be five years old.

Over the course of the past few weeks I have been referring to a character by the name of Bigg Pappa. It is my pleasure to formally introduce to you the man I like to call my daddy, Bigg Pappa. The lyricist, hiphop icon, and mad rapper is a close friend and damn good lay. He likes long walks on the beach, ice cream, and DOESN’T FUCK AROUND. He fucks you up like no other, bustin a nut like peanut butta.

Anyway, check out his current blog, or his new website www.biggpappa.com/blog.

Peace out dogg

G to the T to the izzy Luhrman
(i’m no bigg pappa)

DENNIS VERBATULUM

Well, it appears that someone has entered the term “bagaki” into the dictionary. Just wait until the dildolopogus makes it in there, photo and all!!! Anyway down to the magic that is Dennis.

His name is Dennis Verbatulum, people round here call him Denni V. He is a lyricist and poet of no compare. With tracks like “Love Me Forcefully” and “The Love Song”, women just melt when they hear Denni V’s silky voice. You too will be able to hear his voice soon, as he releases his latest album (which is currently in post production), which is yet to be titled.

I look up “basket of fruit” and got this for a definition… a basket like region?

WE OFFICIALLY MISSED A DAY

As sad as I am to report that I missed a day in the countdown, my time is just stretched too thin. To make up for this we will backdate a post for the 6th day, so all is well in the land of bagaki.

For today though, the mid-point in the countdown, we are proud to announce the newest member of the bagaki.com derelict fan club… Aunt Melch

Aunt Melch: The hobo you hate to love.
She’s a hobo not a bum, carries a bindle not a gun
She’ll smoke you like no other, give her some cash and duck for cover… cause she’s gonna blow

WE’VE BACKDATED THIS BITCH

Today’s personality is JOrL. This Christian rock singer/songwriter knows a thing or two about Jesus, and he’s ready to rock you all the way to heaven. Outcast son of famed inventor Lurble Reet, JOrL finds solace in God. Because of his treatment at home, JOrL is quick to help a less fortunate rich kid find God through music.

Linky for your Dinky (not referring to any type of male reproductive organ)

This is pretty sweet, lets you zoom in really, really far!!! (or out I guess) You start in outer space and end up….

As Dylan said, the times they are a changin’. I don’t know what to think of this, maybe good bye blue sky - anyway enough song references, a game with testicles, that is all i need to say
testicle game

This could be a bit scary, chemicals in the sky that form clouds and other bad things. Controlling the weather, it’s not just for kids anymore.

For those that grew up on Nickelodeon, this is a quick trip down memory lane. A little You Cant Do That On Television.

The other day I received a few text messages asking me about different animal babies, suck as a turkey and a yak. So in response I give you the animal babies page. All you ever wanted to know and more about what you call the baby of any animal.

So I was browsing the internet the other day and ran across a link for generating drivers license numbers. I tried this with a few friends and it works. What is even more interesting is that if you scroll all the way to the bottom, there is a link to the contributor for the information. This is the man who teaches a class about the Beatles that I took when I was in college. How weird is that.

This is all I have for now, lets just hope this posts in the correct order. Hahahahaha

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT!!!

Well, another year has passed and we are finally ready for this years birthday bash. (Well almost) We have all of the characters together, along with some new friends, and we are ready to party. I will see you in a week for the launch of the new bagaki.com and to celebrate 5 years online.

Today we would like to introduce to you Lurble Reet. bagaki.com’s answer to Ron Popeil, Lurble is man of true business prowess and innovative talent. After launching the world’s first liquid meat product, and following that with the world’s first whipped meat product, Lurble continues to produce quality inventions from his small home/infomercial studio in Southern California. What does this man have up his sleeve? Who knows, but I am betting it will forever change late night advertising forever.

A WARM WELCOME FROM GURT T LUHRMAN…….

Bagaki isn’t bagaki without the dildolopogus. The mascot of our realm, and our friend, the dildolopogus is a one of a kind mutation. This outcast creature was found lost in the depths of depression, hidden in a cave in Northern Minnesota. Much like the Chupacabra, the dildolopogus is an illusive creature. There have been several reported sightings, but no confirmed captures.

There are several groups of individuals that have spent their lives in search of this creature. One man claims to have lived with the animal during the winter one year. He said the creature was welcoming and warm.

Well, as many of you know, I am the curator of this blog. But as many of you do not know, I am also the voice behind bagaki.com. As tour guide/narrator I will guide you throughout the website pointing out things of interest and helping to acquaint you with the site. I field questions from visitors and help to make your stay a little more enjoyable.

Check back tomorrow when I will introduce yet another member of the bagaki.com cast. The characters on bagaki.com come in many forms. Some exist strictly online, while others exist is the world known as your reality. If you keep your eyes open, you just never know when you will meet someone new.