Over a year later I have finally taken the time to post all of the birthday cards mailed to founding members of bagaki.com for the 5th birthday bash. If you never received your card, don’t fret it, apparently a few didn’t. But now you can see what you (were supposed to) and everyone else got.
“All the old people in the card aisle took the birthday cards before I got there, so this is what you get. Just pretend that “new home” means happy birthday ”
Card # 565 - My Bow Is Bigger Than Yours
“What does this card mean? Is the girl on the front flying? Thats a big bow!! ”
Card # 515 - High Heel Happy Day
“What the fuck is on the front of this card? If someone gave me a card like this, I would be pissed the fuck off. What the hell do shoes have to do with a birthday? Nothing, unless you are one of the old woman of lives in a shoe’s kids, then I guess its like going home.”
Card # 525 - Robo Birthday Bot
“I have been sent here from the future to collect your entrails for food”, said the robot
“By special times they mean starving to death on a ship in the middle of the ocean, having to eat the crew as the die from dehydration. A happy birthday does not mean being lost at sea surrounded by gulls feasting off the dead, that is a sad birthday. (look at the guy with the hat, he looks scared, he knows he is next)”
Card # 595 - Beary Happy Birthday
This is birthday card # 595. This card was originally send out to one of bagaki.com’s loyal during the 2005, 5th Birthday Bash. This is one card in an original series of 18.
“lots of good things like a teddy bear stuffed with ground up recycled old teddybears, or getting hit by a car.”