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IndetructoTank!

Getting bored at work this early in the week? Looking for something to waste a few minutes between lunch and second break? Do I have to answer for you. Imagine you are driving a mad-max type vehicle that is indestructible and you need to get bombed to attack. Doesn’t make much sense I suppose, so try it out. I made it to ~ 1800 points and a 21 combo but then ran out of fuel because I didn’t know I had to “touch down” in order for them to count. I figured it would just go to the next level. Was I wrong. Since I had already wasted 20 minutes with the game I wasn’t’ about to try to top my score (again). Definitely a time waster.

I was leaving the store last night when I overhead a few guys talking as they were buying a soda from the soda machine. The one guy was saying something to the others about a rip in time and space and how that would someone prevent one of them from seeing something tomorrow (which would be today).

I have no point of reference in the conversation but am going to jump to the conclusion that it is directly tied to my experiences lately with interdimensional collusion. At first I was a little worried about all of this activity and now I am fully embracing it. I am kind of excited to see what will happen next. If I run into Elvis, I’ll tell him Hi for you.

Last week Wednesday I was on a short business trip and stopped along the way at a rest station to stretch. I was in washing my hands in the bathroom when an elderly man emerged from the stall. I didn’t really pay close attention to him at the time, but made myself aware of his presence. He walked over to the sink and washed his hands. As I was drying my hands with the electric dryer I glanced over his way. He too was now drying his hands.

I walked past him and as I did I saw myself. The old man drying his hands was me as an old man from another dimension. I saw myself as a old man. I walked out of the building trying to understand what just happened. I paused outside my vehicle for a few moments, waiting for the man to emerge from the building. Nothing. I waited a few more minutes, I wanted to see myself again, get a better look. He never appeared.

I am not sure what happened that afternoon but it was surely weird. I don’t know if he was swallowed back into the dimension he was from or what. This is now the second time that the time-space continuum has been distorted and I have steeped into it or across it or something.

This will definitely catch your attention. I like how advertisers are really pushing the limits of the technology to catch your attention. I also hate it.

How cool would it be to be walking down the street talking on one of these phones? I think you would be getting a lot of attention from the opposite sex if you know what I mean. The ultimate in fashion and functionality, the classic Motorola design plugs into modern phones with ease. Too bad this model is sold out, but there are many more to choose from. My personal favorite is the desk phone in red. I would love to carry that around in the grocery store and then take a call, how funny would that be. Or walking down the street talking on a big clunker like that would be awesome. Maybe go down the lake for a jog carrying my big red 1972 desk phone. Talk about getting the ladies…. to run the other way.

I can think of some really cool artsy uses for a device like this. I think it would be totally rad to have something like this to play with… at a party or in the afternoon. I think its time to build one.

In many ways there is a lot of cool “futuristic” technology emerging from labs all over the world, but to the dismay of many there are still no flying cars or hover boards for that matter. We all appreciate important breakthroughs in medicine and the “cool factor” of such 3D video technology, but where are the flying cars? Oh, and personal servant robots, those would be cool too.

Coffee meets Milk

I ran across these pics the other day and thought they were pretty neat. Here are a few to sample, the rest can be seen at the link above. Enjoy on this wonderful first Tuesday of April.

It takes all kinds I guess. No this isn’t a story about biggpappa and his nefarious ways. This is a sad story about McDonald’s and the PR nightmare that is employing ten’s of thousands of adolescent workers. It makes you think worry about what you are actually getting. Just another reason why I don’t eat that garbage. What I want to know is how did Grandma know there was something in her milkshake? And who is asking on her behalf?

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So I got another wonderful spam the other day from jolly Dick Bowles. He was trying to peddle erectile dysfunction tablets like so many other spammers. I just wasn’t sold. I mean with a name like that I just can’t trust the guy. Not that I need the pills (yet) I just need to be confident with the person I would buy them from. ED is a very serious problem, at least it is now that Pfizer has been pushing their “miracle drug” to the masses and their marketing is taking hold.

So I ask you, would you trust a man named Dick Bowles to sell you ED pills? I sure hope not. Stan, Herb, or Victor, now there are three men I would pay to fix my problem. So let me pose the question, who would you buy this “wonder drugs” from if you needed them?

Someone at Google is enjoying their ability to control what is displayed when you request directions on Google Maps. I find this rather amusing and quite creative. Maybe it will help this countries obesity issue. Read through the directions from Chicago to London.

On a totally random note I ran across this clever how-to article to create a wallet out of an old keyboard. I actually have an old keyboard that I found in my garage the other day when I was cleaning and I decided to keep it even though I knew it was not functional. I figured if anything I could use it as a prop in a bagaki.TV film or production. It would be perfect for a scene where someone smashes a keyboard to bits. I will let you know if this thing turns out.

Well unlike video cameras where the government is watching, there is always someone in the sky that is watching…. God Is Watching ™

Apparently Michael Jackson is at it again, this time working on a 50-foot robotic Michael that will roam the Las Vegas desert.

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

What is really disappointing is that is will shoot laser beams. Who cares about laser beams, I want to see thing rogue monster moonwalk and grab its crotch while chirping Jackson’s trademark scream.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

I know this machine won’t really be roaming the desert on its own, but that is what I keep picturing. I want to see this colossal beast randomly shooting desert animals with its laser beams. Watch out kids, this is not a toy.

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