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links for 07-12-18
From the Big Picture blog. (a truly excellent blog, I must say)
RIP : Michael Jackson
Yes, today Michael Jackson died. (Not that creepy black/white, child molester. No the old, cool one passionate about beer.) Tonight stop at a good beer store buy a good Belgian beer (maybe a triple or go nuts and try a lambic) and enjoy because if it wasn’t for this man everyone would still be drinking that commercialized shit that passes for beer.
links for 2007-08-29
- Skate Comp and Slam Contest (#13)
This is really weird, I found some videos of myself on the Internet today. Luckily, it was just skateboarding videos from when I was a sophomore in high school and not some other indiscretion. I recognize one other name on that site but most people seem to be minnesotans. Anybody have a clue how these got their?
Update:
Ryan Peterson
Co-founder & Director of Inline Services
Email: ryan@sponsorsnag.com
I also found this blog and some others from across south Asia using my last name as some sort of slang but this one finally sheds some light on the meaning (At the bottom in comments). Guess I won’t be traveling to Africa or Asia with my new wife.
links for 2007-08-09
Worst punishment ever
Don’t vote for someone named after sports equipment
link for 2007-07-12
I can’t wait to try this out. I am going to turn Frank’s shed into a kitty crack house.
Happy Hindu New Year
On this Hindu New Year take some time to remember your roots and look for new beginnings. But always remember your love of NMR.
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This St. Patrick’s Day Enjoy A Spit Stout
This is my current brew ready for tasting. I decided to give it a Simpsons theme. Supplies are limited. First come first serve. Happy St. Patrick’s Day -K
I Found Gurt!
I wake up today, turn on the Wii to get the weather, and who’s on my Nintendo but Gurt T. Luhrman! I don’t know how that sneaky bastard got there, but I bet it was using wireless Internet trickery. I also have no clue what he’s up to in there;Probably searching for kidnapped princesses or something. I sure hope he doesn’t mess the place up and God forbid he invites the Dildopogus in! The one thing I know is after work, I am going to have to box the hell out of him just to know the joy Mr. Bagaki feels when he pistol whips that fucker.
On this Day, In History…
57 years ago, Senator Joseph McCarthy made his infamous speech in Wheeling, West Virginia accusing 205 state department employees of having ties to the Communist Party. This would begin his tirades about the “Red menance.” His early death occured seven years after this speech and McCarthy was buried in Appleton, Wisconsin even though he was a native of near by Grand Chute, Wisconsin. Now you know the rest of your history.
Hey You Chemists and 80’s Music Fans
hmmm. I tried to embed this but it doesn’t seem to work. Gurt you will have to work your magic.
Consider it done!
Colon Gurt T Luhrman
On This Day, In History…
159 years ago, the Mexican-American war came to an end with the signing of the treaty of Hidalgo. After which we paid (We won this war then paid for land?) Mexico nearly $300,000,000 (adjusted for inflation) for the present-day states of California, Nevada, and Utah, portions of Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Wyoming. That’s a pretty good deal for Cali and Nevada but Utah? Wonder if we can return that one.
On This Day, In History…
159 years ago in 1848, gold was discovered in California setting of the famous Gold Rush. Many people flocked to California from afar in the hopes of striking it rich a year after the initial discovery. These new rushes of people were nicknamed the “Forty-Niners†for the year in which they arrived. This nickname would find use again but much later for the football team of the boom town that the gold rush created. Many gold mines still exist in California (Some with famous former owners) but not much gold is still mined from California. So tonight sit back and think about what life is really about. Link
On This Day, In History…
87 years ago America’s thirteen year experiment of prohibition began with the enactment of the Eighteenth Amendment. So tonight, sit back and enjoy some hooch.