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what the hell is this? I’m on the side that says its sleazy to promise your lady friend cocaine and then give her the OTC knock-off. what is this stuff anyway?

Here is your once-in-a-lifetime chance to win one hell of a motorized chair. This is the ultimate in mobility for image conscience mobility-impaired persons. The Lynx L-3 Scooter will be the envy of the nursing home or shopping mall you visit. You will have friends you never knew you had. Imagine rolling into church on Sunday in a shiny new Lynx L-3 Scooter, snickering at your fellow parishioners as you silently motor right up to the front pew. Now that is class.

Enter today for your health, and for the chance to win.

I was sitting at a table with a few friends. I don’t really remember what we were talking about but we all had drinks in our hands. We were laughing and having a great time. I happened to look to the gentleman sitting to my left and watched as he regurgitated all the liquid from his stomach into the glass he was drinking from. That was when I realized it was time to wake up.

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