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I think it has been well over a month since the last trivia post. Sorry I have not been able to watch very many episodes due to the fact that I have a Job! Stupid job! Well anyway, here is the answer to the the trivia question from 6.6.6: C) Satan’s wife has a screenplay.

In “The Strong Arms of the Ma” (EABF04), according to actor Rainier Wolfcastle, what movie did he star in alongside comedian Rob Schneider?

A) “My Baby is an Ugly Man”

B) “Bill Bruse, Male Nurse”

                                                 C) “Shabby Butler”

                                                 D) “Kindergarten Bounty Hunter”

 

New feature of the Simpsons trivia is that every correct answer will recieve a special gift. *

*Note: Special gift will be of NO monetary value.

I had the great honor of introduce Mr. bagaki to sushi. It has been a long time coming. We took him to the Sakura restaurant in St. Paul. After the appetizers, which were Edamame and vegetable gyoza, we dove right into the sushi. At first Mr. bagaki tried a Philadelphia roll, which he seemed to like, after that a crazy spicy salmon rolls, which was also a hit, then came just the Salmon. I could not tell right away if Mr. bagaki like it or not, then came the face. You know the face, the one you make when you are trying to be polite and not offend anyone because you just discover something you really do not care for. That is the face Mr. bagaki made. After that Mr. bagaki looked a little green in the gills (please excuse the lame pun). He got scared of the fish! He psyched himself out and could not eat anymore Salmon. I felt kind of bad, but now we know Mr. bagaki does not eat raw Salmon, unless wrap in seaweed, rice and some veggies. You live, you learn.

Answer for May 24th: D) No Outside Food. Well if I knew that British Rock stars were such asses I would not have gotten that Tattoo on my ass cheek of “The Lips”!

In “Treehouse of Horror XII” (CABF19), in Part titled “Wiz Kids”, why is evil Montymort avoiding Satan?

A) Avoiding Satan is his hobby.

B) Satan emits an unpleasant burning odor.

C) Satan’s wife has a screenplay.

D) Satan never laughs at his jokes.

E) He can never remember if Satan is that evil red half-man, half-horse guy or that fat joy guy that always gets drunk and hits on him at the Christmas party.

Rocketman, as interpreted by William Shatner.

Answer for April 21st: B) Chicken-fried. What the hell is Chicken-fried?

 

In “How I Spent My Strummer Vacation” (DABF22), according to Mick Jagger, what is the second rule of Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp?

A) What happens at Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp stays at Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp.

B) No shirt, No shoes - No guitar solos.

 

C) Drugs - only if you’ve brought enough for everyone.

D) No outside food.

E) You do not talk about Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp.

I work with computers all day, it is essential to my job. When I keep getting errors like the one here, it makes me want to go “Office Space” on my computer! They are the greatest and evilest thing that man has created!

I am not a fan of public toilets, but when you are a “cube monkey”, like me, and you sit at your desk all day the need arises. Well today the need arose. I went into the restroom and found it empty, just the way I like it. I don’t know what it is, maybe stage fright, but I do not like to do the Deed with others in the restroom. As I was sitting there another gentleman walked in and had to use a stall as well. I thought nothing of it until he started to flush every time he pooped. This was an obvious attempted to cover up the sounds he was producing. Well let me tell you it did not help. He was really struggling. I mean these are some high powered, industrial strength toilets. When you flush these “Bad Ronalds” they make some noise and I could hear him over the flushing. The first time was kind of funny, the second time I had to hold back the laughter, but then the guy goes all out on the third, not only did he flush but he also started to make a loud “I am trying to clear my throat” sound as well. After that, I completely lost it and helped him out my making a laughing sound. At that point I decided I would leave the restroom before this guy did, in hopes I would not run into him. Thankfully I did not while washing my hands. I do not think I could have refrained myself from asking, “Tough day at the Office?”

Answer for April 14th: A) Stigmata. Sorry no comment here. Those Catholics already protest enough, no reason to add fuel to the fire.

 In “Trilogy of Error” (CABF14), Homer says he likes his breakfast fried and what?

A) Covered in bacon run-off

B) Chicken-fried

C) Wrap in pancakes, covered in butter

D) Decorated with those little umbrellas

Answer for April 4th: B) The Art Teacher’s Office. I guess that makes sense, my favorite class always was Art. There is a explanation for everything.

 

In “Brawl in the Family” (DABF01), Milhouse wonders why he doesn’t get a social worker, since he has what?

 

 

 

A) Stigmata

B) Revenge Fantasies

C) Social Problems

D) Tendencies to Wear his Mom’s Clothes

Answer for March 29th: B) “Take a Penny, Leave a Penny” I know everyone who reads these is a HUGE Simpsons fan (who isn’t). But just in case you have not heard, there is a Simpsons Movie coming out on July 27th 2007!!!!! This is going to be the longest year ever!!!!

 

In “Weekend at Burnsie’s” (DABF11), Lisa says the marijuana smoke coming from upstairs smell like what?

A) Jimbo’s Backpack

B) The Art Teacher’s Office

C) A Dead Skunk

D) Those Veterans by the Freeway

Answer for March 20th: A) Fire. Fire is very pretty; if I had to be sexually attracted to an inanimate object I guess my first choice would be a hamburger bun.

In “The Sweetest Apu” (DABF14), How does Apu sum up his life to Annette the Squishee lady?
A)    “Please Come Again”
B)    “Take a Penny, Leave a Penny”
C)   “Our Beef jerky is now Nearly Rectum Free”
D)   “Scratch & Win”

Answer for March 15th: B) Just to dig a hole. I usually dig a hole to bury the body parts.

 

In “The Frying Game” (DABF16), the endangered species known as the Screamapillar is sexually attracted to what?

 

A) Fire

B) Cat teeth

C) Garbage disposals

D) Light sockets

Answer, for those of you who are too lazy to check the comments, for March 6th A) “Catch-22″

In “Homer the Moe” (CABF20), Bart says he is digging a hole in the backyard for what reason?

A) He’s making a bomb shelter

B) Just to dig a hole

C) He’s collecting for the school dirt drive

D) He’s building a tunnel to Milhouse’s

Answer for February 28th: C) Simon says without a winner. “I wouldn’t get to into that Catholic Church, all the sitting and standing and kneeling, it’s like simons says without a winner.”

In “Brother from Another Series” (#4F14), when the police catch Sideshow Bob and his brother, Cecil, Chief Wiggum and Lou have this exchange:

Lou, “Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief.”

Chief Wiggum, “That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this.”

Lou, “Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.”

This is taken from what book?

A) Catch-22

B) The Great Gatsby

C) Catcher in the Rye

D) To Kill a Mockingbird