Answer for October 4th: A) His teacher said she was tired of trying.
What Episode contains this exchange:
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald’s in Shelbyville on Friday
       night –
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald’s. I, I never heard of it either, but they
       have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must’ve sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it’s the little
       differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald’s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese,
       right? But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese,
       but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy
       gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call ‘em, “shakes.”
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don’t know what you’re gettin’.
Good Luck!