If Ron Popeil and George Foreman can brand kitchen appliances then why can’t I? So you know what, we did. Introducing the Gurt T Luhrman Signature Breakmaker and Crouton Machine. We teamed with Oster, the world leader in bread machine technology to put together this incredible package. Imagine waking up every day to the wondrous smell of fresh baked bread in your very own kitchen. No more fumbling with pre-packaged bread, fighting that twisty-tie, or having to deal with the geriatric crowd at your local bakery. Now you too can be one of the millions of people who already enjoy the yet undetermined health benefits of our Gurt T Luhrman Signature Breakmaker & Crouton Machine.
As a benefit to our loyal readers we would like to offer this life changing machine to you before we release it to the general public. I bet you are thinking, “wow, a machine like this must cost twenty dollars”. Well think again, this one of a kind personally autographed Breadmaker & Crouton Machine can be yours for one easy payment of NOT $100, not $80, not even $70. You won’t pay $50, or $40, or even $30 today for this once-in-a-life-time life changing appliance. This health inspiring, fresh bread baking machine can be yours for only one simple and easy payment of $19.95.
And if you order today and promise not to sue us we will throw in the original owners manual with bread recipes for free. This is a $2.00 value, completely FREE.
Don’t settle for imitations or machines that only promise fresh bread. The Gurt T Luhrman Breadmaker & Crouton Machine promises a bread experience you will never forget. Be like the millions of other people who also have a twice used breadmaker sitting on their shelf, but have one that is also a crouton machine.
(disclaimer: crouton machine will not actually make croutons)
March 26, 2007 at 11:28
Seriously people, I need to get rid of this stupid device from my storage before I move. It is in mint original condition and is ready for years of fresh bread making pleasures.
Remember if no one buys this thing it is a busy wedding season and you might end up with this dust collector anyway. Keep that in mind.
NOT GETTING MARRIED, don’t fear, Mr Bagaki has your address in his little black book and we might just select one of you at random to ship this sucker to. Keep an eye for FedEx, it might just be your very own breadmaker & crouton machine.
March 26, 2007 at 15:34
Does this come with a certificate of authenticity for the signature of Mr. Luhrman? I have seen several knock-offs floating around on ebay; your buyers must know they are receiving the real thing — truly a great product!
March 26, 2007 at 17:50
would you expect any less. without a doubt there is a certificate of authenticity for the machine and Gurt T Luhrman’s autograph. And if you remember to tell a friend about the Gurt T Luhrman Signature Breadmaker and Crouton Machine we will throw in, at no additional cost to you, a batch of Mr Luhrman’s very own world famous home-made croûtons.
March 27, 2007 at 21:45
That baby would look pimp in the VW. I’ll put it right next to the microwave and toaster oven! I’ll take it off your hands buddy! I had one once but I had to move out to Idaho and a good friend of mine was so generous as to help me pack and load. Seeing I was broke as a joke, I decided to do my good deed for the day and donate it to his great cause. I sure do miss that little guy..it made the moistest loaves :( Speaking of loaves, I gotta go pinch one myself…feeling the pink sock coming on.