To that end, Wayne Enterprises is distributing Holy Drinking Water - a half-liter of reverse-osmosis purified water bottled by a Stockton company and blessed by clergy. So far, the blessings have come from Catholic and Anglican priests, but the plan is for clergy from any faith that honors holy water to offer blessings.
Wayne Enterprises, now that sounds real holy. They could have at least come up with a religious sounding corporate name, but who really reads the fine print on bottled water anyway I guess. Now here is the best part….
The label on Holy Drink Water includes a warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color and oral irritations.
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