I am so pissed off right now. I was on the freeway at lunch today and some prick cut me off, flipped me off, then jerked with me for the next 20 miles as I tried to pass him to return the favor. I was so angry I secretly followed him home and snapped this picture of his car for all to see. So instead of getting my errands done on my lunch break, I had to spend it stalking the jerkoff that almost caused me to crash. Not to mention I haven’t been able to eat anything either, which adds to my irritability.
So if you or anyone you know sees this car, please do me a favor and flip him off. Please do not try to race or cut this man off because he might not take it lightly. I do not want anyone hurt or killed over this so a simple “fuck you” from me to him is all I ask for.
Be Well,
Ervin Dank
March 17, 2007 at 08:56
Sorry to hear of your troubles. I must say, that is one sexy-ass Subaru, though!
March 17, 2007 at 11:32
Meh, I’ve seen cooler cars. The Mitsubishi Lancer Evo is pretty darn nice if you ask me. And it will kick that Subaru’s butt in a race.
March 19, 2007 at 09:44
Is this one of those asshole parking pictures? I mean look at that guy. He is blocking kids access to the basketball hoop. What a jerk!
March 19, 2007 at 11:49
It’s all about empowering the children, Kigis. Now they can dunk off of the roof of that car! Talk about a self-confidence boost! We should all hail him for being such a generous humanitarian.
March 19, 2007 at 11:55
I hope they dunk off the hood of that car, and dent the shit out of it. That asshole deserves it. Humanitarian I think not, how humane was it for him to cut me off? How humane is it for me to dismember his body and play basketball with his head?
March 19, 2007 at 13:36
Yeah you go Dank! Subaru = Jungle Jim with Wheels.
March 19, 2007 at 13:44
I don’t know, that beastly Outback looks pretty rough and rugged, I doubt that the neighbor kids would cause much damage.
Dank — instead of fretting like a little schoolgirl about getting “cut off,” you should be honored to have the privilege of driving near such a wonderous machine and highly-skilled driver.