I hope this “rear-end” isn’t attractive to any of my readers, but if thats your thing - be my guest.
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.
And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.â€Chris, 38, has a recognized psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
I have a friend who told me about something like this happening to his car. I guess a few years ago his car was accosted by an old friend who at the time maybe had a little too much to drink. He said, “The old girl was never the same. Sure she still brought him to the story for groceries, but she always wore the scar of what happened that spring night.” From what I have been able to gather, our very own BiggPappa knows a little about what happened that night. My sources tell me he was there to witness this horrible event.
March 10, 2007 at 16:13
Let’s just say that “giving it to her up the tailpipe” is perhaps best enjoyed in the metaphorical sense rather than the literal sense…
March 10, 2007 at 16:56
hey kids, i think this man speaks from experience. I say ask my car what she thinks. Don’t cars need love too?