Now why in the hell would a dog need a bathrobe? How many dogs really take a bath regularly enough to necessitate such a garment? The correct answer is that no animal needs or should wear such a thing.
I have started to wonder about the sanity of some of these “over-the-top” pet owners who treat their pets better than most people treat their children. Hell, there is a growing number of pets in the US alone that live better than 3/4 of the world. They have clothes, fancy bottled water, psychiatrists, doctors, jewelry, they get facials, and are pampered like no other. Personally this makes me sick. It is a fricking dog, it should not be wearing a ball gown or tutu or three piece suit. These are animals not people, so stop trying to treat them like people. I think in some cases this human behavior could be considered insanity. People thinking their pets are humans and treating them that way.
This next product demeans both the pet owner and the pet. If I were a dog I would be very pissed off if I had to shit in this goofy contraption. Then after I shit in a manner that is unnatural to me, my owner then forces me to carry around my feces in a big red pouch on my back. I’m sorry but I would rather maul my owner that be forced to parade around with a backpack full of shit.
I did a quick search for dog clothes and turned up this mink-coat for dogs. WTF is this for? Dogs have a natural coat call HAIR. I bet it is only a matter of time before crazy pet owners start giving their pets “coats” made from other pets. “My Bichon Frise is wearing a Great Dane/Bloodhound cross fur coat with 3 carat diamond earings”
The next question is, would people buy this stuff if corporations didn’t make it? Who really is to blame? Yep, it’s the insane 1st world pet owners yearning for love in their meaningless material based lives. I can’t wait until the aliens or robots take over and make humans dress is stupid little outfits and shit into bags attached to a leather strap. We will pay for this, I promise you that. What goes around comes around.
March 2, 2007 at 07:56
Think someone was having a bad day… I have a cat not a dog. but when i got him, I wanted to buy all this fancy stuff (not clothes) but like a pink carrying case with fake diamonds.. haha but cliff quickly talked me out of it.