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• 8 Things You Must Do If Your Identity Is Stolen
  a pretty good thing to print off and have on hand. you never know if there is another you working at a nightclub in branson, mo.
• Attractive Face Scale
  interesting study of hot or not faces and their related ratings
• Mathematicians unlock major number theory puzzle
  Mathematicians have finally laid to rest the legendary mystery surrounding an elusive group of numerical expressions known as the “mock theta functions.”
• Nobel Intent: Antioxidant vitamins are bad for your health
  a new meta-analysis of existing studies published in JAMA regarding the use of antioxidant supplements shows that far from prolonging longevity, beta carotene, vitamin A, and vitamin E usage were associated with increased mortality. Dr Bjelakovic and his
• Think you’re ’special’? That’s not necessarily a good thing
  Today’s college students are more narcissistic and self-centered than their predecessors, according to a comprehensive study by five psychologists who worry that the trend could harm personal relationships and American society.

Earlier this month I mentioned a new video under production and word is things are almost wrapped up. Keep your eyes on bagaki.TV for its release, I just reviewed the first draft if you can call it that, its looking good.

Please note bagaki.TV’s iTunes feed is now properly working and you can subscribe here: bagaki.TV iTunes Feed

As always you can always subscribe using good ol’ RSS and any number of video players out there. I am putting together a review for a program that I use to watch IPTV or internet TV on my actual TV. (I should mention that bagaki.TV is looking good, damn good, on the bigscreen, broadcast quality)

I just haven’t been up to the task lately keeping up on the blog. I have been fighting with my cellular provider, starting a documentary, finishing up a few other side projects, dealing with snow, dismembering that body in my closet that is starting to smell, reviewing a new short film for bagaki.TV, trying not to be angry at how consumers rights have been torn away from us, trying not to continue to bitch about cellular carriers and their price gouging, rekindling old friendships, listening to good music, getting hit-on by 50 year old women, and drinking heavily.

All of the above are true except for the drinking, I did have a few drinks last night but yesterday was a rough day and I desperately needed to unwind.

So I suppose I should get back to things, post interesting, informational, and intriguing articles for my loyal and growing reader base. That or get pistol whipped and loose yet more teeth in the battle to keep my job.

Have a wonderful Wednesday wafternoon.

Gurt T Luhrman
Editor, Cock

Now why in the hell would a dog need a bathrobe? How many dogs really take a bath regularly enough to necessitate such a garment? The correct answer is that no animal needs or should wear such a thing.

I have started to wonder about the sanity of some of these “over-the-top” pet owners who treat their pets better than most people treat their children. Hell, there is a growing number of pets in the US alone that live better than 3/4 of the world. They have clothes, fancy bottled water, psychiatrists, doctors, jewelry, they get facials, and are pampered like no other. Personally this makes me sick. It is a fricking dog, it should not be wearing a ball gown or tutu or three piece suit. These are animals not people, so stop trying to treat them like people. I think in some cases this human behavior could be considered insanity. People thinking their pets are humans and treating them that way.

This next product demeans both the pet owner and the pet. If I were a dog I would be very pissed off if I had to shit in this goofy contraption. Then after I shit in a manner that is unnatural to me, my owner then forces me to carry around my feces in a big red pouch on my back. I’m sorry but I would rather maul my owner that be forced to parade around with a backpack full of shit.

I did a quick search for dog clothes and turned up this mink-coat for dogs. WTF is this for? Dogs have a natural coat call HAIR. I bet it is only a matter of time before crazy pet owners start giving their pets “coats” made from other pets. “My Bichon Frise is wearing a Great Dane/Bloodhound cross fur coat with 3 carat diamond earings”

The next question is, would people buy this stuff if corporations didn’t make it? Who really is to blame? Yep, it’s the insane 1st world pet owners yearning for love in their meaningless material based lives. I can’t wait until the aliens or robots take over and make humans dress is stupid little outfits and shit into bags attached to a leather strap. We will pay for this, I promise you that. What goes around comes around.

I stole this from another blog, which makes me pretty lame. As punishment the Golden Girls theme song is stuck in my head and probably will be for the rest of the day.

I ran across this and found it mildly interesting. Which one are you?

Congratulations “log” sleepers, you just won the lottery. Walk into your boss’ office right now and quit in the worst way possible.

Log

Lying on your side with both arms down by your side. These sleepers are easy going, social people who like being part of the in-crowd, and who are trusting of strangers. However, they may be gullible.

The remainder of those in the poll said the position they fell asleep varied or did not know.

Professor Idzikowski also examined the effect of various sleeping positions on health. He concluded that the freefall position was good for digestion, while the starfish and soldier positions were more likely to lead to snoring and a bad night’s sleep.

Professor Idzikowski said “Lying down flat means that stomach contents can more readily be worked back up into the mouth, while those who lie on their back may end up snoring and breathing less well during the night. “Both these postures may not necessarily awaken the sleeper but could cause a less refreshing night’s sleep.”

The research also found that most people are unlikely to change their sleeping position. Just 5% said they sleep in a different position every night.

What is interesting is the website this comes from… a site from the manufacturer of “lie-flat” airline seats. Now I don’t know how big these planes are that use these seats but I bet most of those sleep positions are not realistic in an airline seat. I bet you are relegated to a pseudo-soldier setup. And the reviews are not so hot either. I won’t lie though, on a long flight these would still be better than standard cramped airline seats.

• The 51 Best* Magazines Ever
• Wii QUARTERS
  now with more projectile vomit!
• Predatorix Homepage
  this 18 yr old is taking on Wells Fargo, lawsuit in progress.
• Bush Administration Moves to Sell National Forest Land
  everything that makes the usa the USA is being sold. man it sucks we’re broke.
• Pregnant 14-Year-Old Says Having a Child Is the Newest Fashion Among Teens
  as reported by fox news
• Weird Green Mobile Technology Touted At Science Museum London
  i know that all of these techno-gadgets that people are literally throwing away (not to mention spending hundreds on time and time again) are starting to pile up, but are edible electronics the answer?

It’s really too bad this was before my time. I wish I would have been able to experience the true power of cartoons selling cigarettes to children. All I got was Joe Camel.

Yeah, I know. Rag on me for all of the video posts, a sign that I just am too lazy to type up anything. Well here is another one. It seems Blendtec, the maker of those really cool seeming blenders has pulled one over our eyes. According to this fellow, the magnets blended were falsely labeled. I don’t know who to believe, but it does raise a good question of who is checking up on what we see on the internet. Remember people, just because you see a video on the internet doesn’t mean its real. That is unless it is off of bagaki.TV, then you know it’s cool.

This one goes out to Wad who passed out before everyone else like the pussy he is. Just kidding Wad, we love ya. Just don’t fall off any ladders, that would suck.