Answer for October 4th: A) His teacher said she was tired of trying.
What Episode contains this exchange:
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald’s in Shelbyville on Friday
       night –
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald’s. I, I never heard of it either, but they
       have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must’ve sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it’s the little
       differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald’s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese,
       right? But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese,
       but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy
       gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call ‘em, “shakes.”
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don’t know what you’re gettin’.
Good Luck!
December 15, 2006 at 13:53
So do you want the episode # or the actual title of the episode?
December 15, 2006 at 14:08
Episode # and title would be great, but if you only know one you will be punished. Let just say that a wrong answer is a 13 smacks across the face with a rubber phallus, and a partial answer is 7 smacks. So, it is your decision on how much of a beating you want. And these term are subject to change without notification.
December 15, 2006 at 15:25
a few comments…
i remember that episode, does that get me any phallus smacks?
is this a reference to pulp fiction, seems that way. there were both in the car at the time.
this phallus you speak of, where did you get it? have you been talking to my grandma again? you know you have a restraining order against that.
December 15, 2006 at 15:37
Remembering will not get you smacked. The scene is in reference to Pulp Fiction.
Your grandma’s restraining order has expired and she did not feel the need to reissue it. I have her permision to borrow said phallus, as long as it is used to inflict punishment. I don’t think we will have the same problem as we did last time, I do not need another week in detox.