In a weird twist of events this past week, Gurt T Luhrman, part-time blogger and self-help enthusiast, was formally charged today with not paying attention to celebrities lives. This stunning news comes just 3 or 5 days after musical bravado Lionel Richie’s daughter Nicole was charged for driving under the influence.
Rail-thin reality TV star Nicole Richie was charged last night with driving under the influence of drugs after she was seen going against traffic on a Southern California freeway, police said.
Now here is what Luhrman said that put him in the hot waters of the blogosphere
Too bad she didn’t go off an overpass! Stupid over-indulgent, silver-spooned American
It was just then that Gurt realized he too was an American, but by then it was too late. The tabloids as well as the blogging community picked up on his comments and suggested he be whipped by a large rubber phallus. The joke is on them. Gurt can take a phallus in the face all day long, its the pistol whippings that make him cower.
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