The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.
“Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.
Hey, I could have guessed they would be happier. Good for them, but I wonder what how much the heart-attack rate has gone up? From what I have heard, when you take Viagra you see everything with a hint of blue in it (or on it). Can anyone factually confirm this?
I ran across this life insurance site with some pretty morbid information. They have 19 facts about death, the first being about decapitation. These facts seem a bit out of place on the site, but hey, maybe this is what they DON’T cover. I didn’t see Viagra induced heart-attack, so we’re fine.
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