As I sit here drinking from my $300 bottle of scotch, ok, will you believe $9 bottle of Aristocrat vodka, ok ok, how about a bottle of wite-out, I am pondering a few of life’s questions. For instance, why does that little purple goblin only taunt me at night? Does ET still live in my closet? Or, why is Mr Bagaki paying me right now to sit and wait for the video files to render. If he was to consider the cost savings of a faster computer (those new Macs are sweet!), one that could decrease render time significantly, he could save a bundle on my wage. Hey wait, what am I asking for here?
Sooo anyway, I am sitting here taking shots of generic correction fluid waiting for these videos to compress, typing up a happy blog post. I realize that things have been slow as of late. This has been part laziness and part management’s request. It has been forwarded to me via email from some “executive” suit in a fancy office (probably from his blackberry, those bastards) that the quality of the blog is now more important than the frequency of posts. While frequency is still important to the management, the quality of those posts are now under further scrutiny.
So to you, the executive with everything, do us all a favor and drink a few bottles of wite-out from the supply room, its WAY better than huffing it.
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THE DRUNKEN SECRETARY
1 part bottom-shelf vodka
1 part soda
1 part wite-out
stir well, serve with paper clip on a post-it note
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