The Best Spam So Far

Posted October 26th @ 11:53 am by Gurt T. Luhrman

This is the actual text for the spam we just received. I must give the spammer credit, they actually put real words into functional sentences for this one. Usually it is either 1) senseless garbage, or 2) “nice site”, then a link to their spam site.

I was having a discussion with a colleague today about his lip. He recently bit his lip and it was hurting him today. I brought up that maybe it was infected and would need to be amputated. The question then arose as to if only limbs could be amputated. Can a lip be amputated? He suggested that it meant to remove. I then posed the question if hair could be amputated then. “I’m going to get my hair amputated” instead of “I’m getting a haircut”.

The spam message then went on to link to some trashy site selling salvation in a plastic jar.

1 Comments

  1. Gooncho7
    October 27, 2006 at 08:09

    couldn’t we all use some salvation in a jar?

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