In a feat of strength that the world has not seen since Pat Robertson leg pressed two thousand pounds, Gurt T. Luhrman of Bagaki enterprises attempted to lift a superconducting cryo-cooled 600 Megahertz Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (nmr) spectrometer. The alleged event occurred when Mr. Luhrman, who was at the end of a recent publicity tour that included stops in Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Madison, was touring the Paul Bender Chemical Instrument Center at the University. Mr. Luhrman was reportedly bored with the official guide’s tour and decided to “spice up the tour Bagaki style.†There are no reports yet on whether or not his attempt was successful but experts are doubtful due to the magnets estimated weight of over one metric ton. If the reports of this feat of strength are true it would smash many of the current weight lifting records. A fellow tour member, who wished to remain anonymous (He asked to be referred to as Dude Adores Nmr or D.A.N.) refused to confirm Mr. Luhrman’s accomplishment of this feat but commented “I have no clue what Gurt would do after he lifted the spectrometer but his antics sure made the last part of that god awful tour bearable.†More on the story as it develops.
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