Late last night after many drinks, Gurt was spotted at the local “outdoor” themed sports bar trying to hit on a seven foot stuffed bear. The bear, also known as “Happy” by the waiting staff, looked enraged and was showing his flesh ripping teeth in defense to Gurt’s informal solicitation for “a night you won’t remember”. Following dating advice from his long time friend and cohort Reginald Highwater, Gurt Luhrman appeared to be “in the zone” whiles making his moves on his newly introduced friend.
Apparently Gurt was being a little too friendly to the bear as someone phoned the local authorities. Following the twenty minute chat with Officer Jones, Gurt realized that by now the bar had closed… and that meant Happy was not coming home with him. A frustrated Luhrman kicked and screamed as the officers arrested him for a evening in detox.
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Apparently Rush Limbaugh is claiming that Mr Fox is “faking the extent of his condition” in ads supporting stem cell research. I cannot even comment on this. READ MORE >>>
STEM cell research is back on the political agenda in the lead-up to the US mid-term elections after influential right-wing commentator Rush Limbaugh accused actor Michael J.Fox of faking the severity of his Parkinson’s disease in a campaign television commercial.
“He is exaggerating the effects of the disease,” Limbaugh, whose views make Sydney shock jock Alan Jones seem moderate, told his legion of listeners.
“He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act … This is really shameless of Michael J.Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.”
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Punctuation, online at least, is dying. It’s so badly misused that it’s a rare occasion when I can catch up on my feeds without flinching at some of the horrendous punctuation. The worst part of it all is that nobody seems to notice this gradual decline; or care. I fear it may be the latter.
With all the l33t speak and text messages people are throwing around, not only is punctuation being killed, but so are actual words. its all shrt hnd now, esp with txt msging. who wants to type full sentences or words anymore, especially with a phone. I’m just going to sit back and wait for chips to be implanted in my head that will communicate my thoughts to others on my network. I just hope I have a good service provider.
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