I was thinking about this after my haircut the other day and laughed to myself. Those of you that saw me last week know my hair was getting shaggy to say the least. Well I thought it would be nice to be “short” for a while. I do enjoy my long hair, but damn, there is nothing sweeter than short ass hair.
So during my trim the “nice woman who takes care of my hair related needs” and I were discussing my new look. Since she did cut my hair SHORT, she suggested that I tell my friends I joined the Navy. I laughed and told her no one would believe that. She then suggested that I tell everyone I joined a cult. I said that was more believable, as long as I told them I started the cult. (Which has actually led me starting a cult, thats another story)
Afterwards I started to wonder why she suggested the Navy. Of all the armed services why would she pick the Navy. Bingo, she thinks I’m gay. They Navy has a stereotype of being gay, and she has waxed my eyebrows.
All joking aside I truly don’t think my stylist thinks I’m homosexual. I am too bad of a dresser for that. Here is the question of the day: what is the current term for someone who cuts and styles your hair? Is she even my stylist? What the hell is a stylist and does a stylist also cut hair. What do people that mess with hair like to be called?
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