Calling All Journalists / Writers

Posted July 28th @ 6:06 pm by Mr Bagaki

Looking to make an impact on a growing audience? Looking to spread your propaganda to the masses? Looking to work for free? Then do I have a proposition for you. I am personally making a request to all talented individuals who feel they have something worth saying and want an audience to say it to. Come and write for me, Mr Bagaki. The pay sucks, but hell, I make up for that with the benefits.

Would you like to be a part-time or full-time contributor to this blog? Let me know, send me something to convince me your worthy of an account and you’re on the team. There is some small print, but nothing you need to get a team of lawyers for, thats why I have mine.

You say to yourself, “Why should I write for bagaki.com when I could start my own blog?” Here are my pleas…

1) Simple, audience. We already have a sizable and growing LOYAL audience. Our numbers prove that. We have already shown a 62% increase in viewers this month over last, and that is a trend that isn’t stopping.

2) Be part of something greater than its parts. The bagaki.com website is greater than all of the characters it is made up of (except me of course). Be part of the family and fight with other writers to the death for your paycheck.

3) To try something new. Why use myspace or blogger when you can use bagaki.com. Our platform is friendly and efficient. You have almost complete reign of your post and you don’t have an evil empire looking over your shoulder.

Drop a message and see what fortunes lies before you.

5 Comments

  1. Kigis
    July 31, 2006 at 17:13

    I was thinking about offering my talents to the corporate infastructure of bagaki. Since I have been writing words before there were verbs but I think I would have to kill of my blog….. Oh wait I have said too much.

  2. Mr Bagaki
    October 17, 2006 at 01:35

    just wanted to bump this up tp the top, get it some more attention.

    we are still open for new writers or contributors. make your voice heard, we dont discriminate (that much)

  3. kigis
    October 17, 2006 at 16:30

    Today I decided to take you up on it Mr. Bagaki. Your offer of double what I was making with my old blog won me over.

  4. Gooncho7
    October 18, 2006 at 15:11

    What the heck! I was not offered anything, I was pistol whipped until I gave into Mr. Bagaki’s demands! He sure is good at the pistol whippings. I almost feel bad for Gurt, but he does need to be kept in line.

  5. kigis
    October 23, 2006 at 16:45

    Well in all honesty, now I receive double the pistol whippings I used to.

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