This is for all the David Hasselhoff fans, wearing your black pleather and sporting perms. You wash your black Pontiac Firebirds and talk to them softly. You groom your chest hair and smile pretty for the mirror. What nice teeth you have. “Damn I look sexy” you think to yourselves. Thats OK, because David looks good too. Isn’t life grand, isn’t life Hasselhoff.
I think I watch about 20 minutes of TV a month, so when I turn it on what do I see? Hasselhoff judging on some American Idol spin-off. Oh, how TV has changed. I remember even 15 years ago there was quality sitcoms on, none of this unscripted crap. Think back to Balki Bartokomous and Perfect Strangers, now that was quality TV. And who remembers Larry Appleton, I wonder what ever happened to him.
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