Jesus-aids, they would call them band-aids but that name is already taken. Bring a little spirituality into your life with the latest and greatest adhesive bandages. These are guaranteed to heal wounds faster and turn your water into wine. Now if only I could figure out a way to turn my waste into gold.
On a side note, check out the “FREE TOY INSIDE” promo. Why would you need to put a toy inside a box of Jesus bandages? Isn’t Jesus enough of an incentive?
June 25, 2006 at 21:29
Free Toy = Crucifix nunchucks
June 26, 2006 at 00:46
how about the Jesus action figure includes pump action shotgun, for all of your biblical killing needs.
God Almighty
The Pope
The DalaiLama
Allah
June 26, 2006 at 16:58
How about a glow in the dark astronaut jesus? Check out the link. Pretty fuck’n tits