UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Fragile
Political Freedoms: Rare
The Kingdom of Bagaki is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dildolopogus population. Its compassionate, cynical population of 739 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn’t gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Equality, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime is relatively low. Bagaki’s national animal is the dildolopogus, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the reet.
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