So maybe about two years ago I was driving to a Target store, following my girlfriend because I didn’t know how to get there. The idea was that I was gonna buy her an affordable flat screen T.V. for her birthday or something of that nature. It took about twenty minutes to get there and she parked first in a spot directly ahead of mine. As I was getting out of the car I turned to watch her get out and she was looking at me like she wanted to make me melt like that guy does at the end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.
“What the fuck is your problem?!” she asks angrily, and I respond (completely dumbfounded),
“What do you mean?”
“You were yelling at me the whole ride over here, what the hell’s going on?”
“Jesus,I wasn’t yelling,” I say, “I was singing in the car.”
“Well what the hell were you singing? It looked like you were yelling at me.”
And I sit there for a moment in silence and decide to tell her the truth.
“I was singing Michael McDonald.”
May 6, 2006 at 15:01
I want to know what song? Minute by Minute? What A Fool Believes? A little Motown? You can’t leave a guy hanging here, from one McDonald fan to another, what song was it!?!?