God Makes Special Protein Shake, Only Gives It To Pat Robertson

Posted May 27th @ 5:16 pm by Gurt T. Luhrman

I don’t know what is going on here, but this is just ridiculous. Now I don’t know what you think of Pat Robertson, but I cannot believe this. He supposedly puts up 2000lbs on a leg press. Here is Pat Robertson’s leg press video, 1000lbs - 10 times.

ClayNation: Pat Robertson’s magical protein shake

There is no way on earth Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra’s capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

God works in mysterious ways I guess. If you want to know more about Pat Robertson (think 700 club), here is a nice video clip of him expressing his views. And for those of you who want this miracle shake, you can grap the recipe.

It should be noted that you will need to register or something to get the secret ingredients, this may or may not require your credit card, first three children, blood from a virgin, and some incense.

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