Freaky Mannequins

Posted May 27th @ 7:02 pm by Gurt T. Luhrman

IMG_3156.gifLaughing Boy
Freak-o-la
The Female Neck
Pissed, Happy, Scary
Inappropriate Bulge
Mr Bagaki’s New Girlfriend #1
Mr Bagaki’s New Girlfriend #2
Mr Bagaki’s New Girlfriend #3

We want your feedback as to which of the three girlfriends is best fitting for Mr Bagaki. I know which one I like.

I would like to know who the hell buys those first few boy ones. I see no logical use for them. If I was a kid in a store and saw one of those things wearing the latest fashions, I would be traumatized. Ick. You could put a damn cantaloupe in the mouth of the second one, what the hell is that about?

1 Comments

  1. Mr Bagaki
    May 27, 2006 at 19:08

    Pissed, Happy, Scary

    The page suggests that he is laughing. The only way I could see that is if he is laughing in pain from having his testicles smashed by a hammer.

    Inappropriate Bulge

    What the hell! What percentage of the worlds population really is packing that kind of equipment? I always thought mannequins were accurate depictions of how people look. Was I mistaken. (read heavy sarcasm)

    I cannot even comment on the children, that is just too damn scary. I want to buy the one just to decapitate the head and ship it around to my friends. Imagine opening a box and seeing that freakish head staring back at you. It would be neat to hide a camera it the heads gaping mouth and photograph the reaction upon opening the box. That would be good for a laugh.

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