Here are a few great quotes from one of Ron Popeil’s infomercials. I will have to dig up some more and make a page dedicated to “the ronco quotes that changed the world”.
setting: two female hosts are talking to a balding American woman about her hair loss, Ron is about to spray some of his canned, compressed hair on her head…
host in tan: “she just said, im waiting for a miracle.”
host in pink: “well your gonna get one.”
ron: “yes, i believe this is your miracle.”
setting: later in the same Ronco GLH Formula 9 Hair System infomercial, you gotta love spray on hair…
host in tan: “ya know naturally ron, you have to ask things like toxicity.”
ron: “this product has been tested for 10 years, its effective, its safe, and its just a plain ordinary cosmetic, and it just washes in the evening, aahh, let me just put a little more out, and this is all she had(has) to do.”
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