If you ever wondered what types of things I overhear at work, today is your lucky day. Here is an excerpt of a conversation I overheard the other day. I will give you no context for the conversation, because I have no context. There were a group of guys talking; their purpose for gathering was unknown. Some of the members of the group were older than the others, some were younger.
That crazy woman called me today, three times before 8am. You know the woman, the one who wants her old refrigerator removed. She claims she has a coupon, but can’t find it. I told her she needs the coupon. She told me she only has $4.00, I told her she would need more money and the coupon. She wanted to call and tell them she had a coupon, but I told her that would do her no good. This woman is crazy, she has a mental disease!!!
How about one from the bar a while back
Guy 1: I watch “espin”
Guy 2: You mean C-SPAN
Guy 1: No, E-S-P-N
Guy 2: What the f$#@
How about the conversation I hear while skulking in the bushes at my “girlfriends” house.
Hey did you hear something outside? I think there is something by the window… I’m calling the cops. I think its that creepy guy thats stalking me. Get the gun Janie!!!
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