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• PIRELLIFILM - The Call
  if you liked the spinners, you will love this. no longer do we have to worry about product placement, entire movies are becoming commercials. this is nothing new, BMW had success with this a few years ago.
• Secret to a long life - get even more often - SeniorsHealth - Health In Focus
  i like this article (even though i never read beyond the headline). if i could get even more often without the worries of the law and people fighting back, i would be happier. that person that cut me off on the freeway the otherday… i would hunt him down and hit him with my car, how fun. you have to love the video game mentallity of todays youth.
• www.ajaxwrite.com
  a handy online application. have you ever needed to type something but didn’t have any software?? probably not, but this is still cool. this little application is online, free, and will save text as .doc files. the word-processor that goes everywhere
• Index of /~bites
  these are always fun. i like going through the lists, you just never know what you will see next. always fun to suck 15 minutes of your life away. thank me later
• designer-drugs .comisnt this really what we want in our society? i would love to suck on a lolli-pop and get high as hell. sure it destroys our bodies and minds, and even the human race, but isnt it fun right now!

Meteorologist Gurt Luhrman takes you on an adventure cruise with his weather forecast. Thursday: partly cloudy, high around 62…

[audio:http://bagaki.com/lib/audio/blog/2006_03_30_weather_forecast.mp3]

Answer for March 20th: A) Fire. Fire is very pretty; if I had to be sexually attracted to an inanimate object I guess my first choice would be a hamburger bun.

In “The Sweetest Apu” (DABF14), How does Apu sum up his life to Annette the Squishee lady?
A)    “Please Come Again”
B)    “Take a Penny, Leave a Penny”
C)   “Our Beef jerky is now Nearly Rectum Free”
D)   “Scratch & Win”

What a better way to celebrate the coming of spring than with a quick update to bagaki.com. We have also updated our little “bookmark” icons for the entire bagaki network of sites. Please enjoy. bagaki.com | Winter 2005 | Fall 2005

If you ever wondered what types of things I overhear at work, today is your lucky day. Here is an excerpt of a conversation I overheard the other day. I will give you no context for the conversation, because I have no context. There were a group of guys talking; their purpose for gathering was unknown. Some of the members of the group were older than the others, some were younger.

That crazy woman called me today, three times before 8am. You know the woman, the one who wants her old refrigerator removed. She claims she has a coupon, but can’t find it. I told her she needs the coupon. She told me she only has $4.00, I told her she would need more money and the coupon. She wanted to call and tell them she had a coupon, but I told her that would do her no good. This woman is crazy, she has a mental disease!!!

How about one from the bar a while back

Guy 1: I watch “espin”
Guy 2: You mean C-SPAN
Guy 1: No, E-S-P-N
Guy 2: What the f$#@

How about the conversation I hear while skulking in the bushes at my “girlfriends” house.

Hey did you hear something outside? I think there is something by the window… I’m calling the cops. I think its that creepy guy thats stalking me. Get the gun Janie!!!

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• Forget the spinners: pimp rims go high-tech (updated!)
  this is the sign of the apocalypse… and i watched as he opened the sixth seal and behold there was a great earthquake. the sun became as black as sack-cloth, the moon became as blood…..
• Clever Billboards - Cool Pictures
  more of the same, do you see what is happening, this is the key

I was having a discussion with a colleague today about his lip. He recently bit his lip and it was hurting him today. I brought up that maybe it was infected and would need to be amputated. The question then arose as to if only limbs could be amputated. Can a lip be amputated? He suggested that it meant to remove. I then posed the question if hair could be amputated then. “I’m going to get my hair amputated” instead of “I’m getting a haircut”. What why do we call it a “haircut”? “You need a haircut” or “When did you get a haircut” are just odd questions. Think about it. People have been suggesting or commenting that I need a haircut, but my new response will be, “maybe I need my hair amputated”. It will be fun to see how people respond.

I love the flowbee, and I love the picture. This guy needed a quick trim before his big date with Ron Popeil’s wife. She is just tired of the spray-on-hair, she needs a man with long flowing hair, the kind you can’t buy in a spray can, the kind that can only be tamed with a vacuum attachment.

I am excited to inform you that I have finally implemented the top image loader to randomly display a new image every time you visit the site. Please enjoy. I am working on loading a bunch of images for your viewing pleasures. It is actually a pretty powerful little tool, not really. It just loads a random image and allows me to choose which images are in the “pool” of images. Enjoy.

Wednesday started a bit later than Tuesday, as the crew awoke at the crack of noon, everyone felt great. A good nights rest was what the doctor ordered, and I was playing the doctor. They made me dress up in scrubs and wear one of those blood pressure thingies - just so they could squeeze the rubber squeezy part.

As the group readied for the day, what was suppose to be a day of edutainment at the local science museum, gloom hung over their heads. Little did they know what was about to happen to them on this chilly March afternoon. As they strolled to the lobby, asking the doorman for directions, one began to wonder where this journey would take them. After receiving directions to the bus stop (route #6) the group wandered off like a pack of marmots in mating season. As they stood there, taking in the big city, the bus arrived. They boarded the bus and sat to await their destiny.

Twenty minutes into the ride, Mr Bagaki becomes restless. The gentleman next to him was trying to sleep until his head slammed into the metal bar. An elderly signaled his stop and upon standing up slipped and lost his balance trying to get down from the seat. He kept apologizing. At the next stop, a crazy woman was yelling and cussing outside at the bus stop. She was holding a large doobie, of which I am sure she was enjoying. All four of the guys were silent the entire trip.

After talking with Mr Bagaki about his bus experience he had this to say:

Mr Bagaki: After about 15 minutes I started wondering if we were heading in the correct direction. After about 25 minutes I was sure this bus was on its last trip for the day and the four of us were going to end up in the wrong part of town.

Luhrman: What was your greatest concern?

Mr Bagaki: I was worried that Dr Zbylut was going to get raped or something. I mean he is what “they” consider “a choice piece of ass”. This is what I have been told be the street people, so I take it to be true

Luhrman: Where you relieved when you arrived to your destination?

Mr Bagaki: Yes and no, the trip was filled with so much excitement and confusion that I didn’t really know what to make of it, I just wanted to know why that woman was so angry, yelling and all that, when she was smoking a huge joint.

I would like to first off thank all of you for your support over the past 5 years. As we encroach upon the 6 year anniversary of bagaki.com, it is my obligation to offer you something new and exciting. Well, here it is! We have launched bagaki.tv, bagaki’s very own media network. Ok, so it is just the website for the network, but it is an indicator of what it to come.

In the upcoming months we will be asking you, the loyal bagaki.com fan, to become involved with the testing and initial network offerings. Your contributions and suggestions will be seriously considered then pushed aside for our “better” ideas. But, your involvement shows your continued support. Without you there would be no bagaki.com or bagaki.tv, and that would leave the world with an unfillable void.

Regards,

Mr Bagaki
Scheming Bastard
http://bagaki.tv

That’s all I’m gonna say.

I have been walking through the halls at school today, just lurking around, not going to class. It is like I am in the twilight zone. All of the people are weird and crazy, they have crazy looks on their faces, and walk like they just killed someone. I like this, it makes everyday life much more entertaining. I just wish I would see people with more tongues and hands. I want to walk through the halls and high-five a guy with three hands. I guess I need more drugs or less sleep, either one will suffice.

UPDATE: I am in class right now and I hear noise, but I cannot pinpoint where the sound is coming from. This is the weirdest thing. No matter how I turn my head, the sound is everywhere. No, I am not on drugs.

UPDATE: Things are getting weirder and weirder. I just saw a girl in the hall, who I thought I met over my trip to Chicago. I had to look at her like 3 times before her face changed to who she really was. At least it didn’t melt into another face, that would be freaky (albeit cool as hell)

• infoverse - octomatics
  i’m not sure about this system, but i would like to see a move to the metric system. everything is in multiples of 10, its so simple, none of this inch/feet/yard junk. what about metric measuement for liquids too, its just easier
• DevilDucky - The Simpsomaker
  talk about a billion dollar enterprise. the simpsons have changed a large part of culture and history in the world, and that is pretty cool. one day bagaki will be this influential, like Walt Disney or Mr T
• ewido anti-malware
  i have found this to be an excellet application for riding those nasty malware threats. i just used this on a clients computer to remove over 5300 infections, and that wasnt counting the 100,000+ files that were generated by the bug.