My Neighbor Is One Of Those “Webcam Girls”

Posted February 1st @ 11:28 pm by Gurt T. Luhrman

webcamgirlHave you ever wondered about those girls on the internet, I am sure you have all seen them. You know the ones “watch me live from my bedroom” or “see me on my webcam”. I was visiting a friend who was logged into one of those online social communities (ie: myspace, friendster, facebook) and he was checking his personal messages. I think of the eight new massages only one was legitimate. The others were spam messages for girls with webcams.

This led to an interesting conversation: who are these “web girls” and where do they come from. They are our neighbors, our sisters, hell maybe even our mothers, oh and for some: your daughters! You know that girl that you used to work with at the office that you though was so hot, yep, she is now supplementing her income by getting naked on her webcam. Hell, she makes more in six hours than you do in 40. Remember that girl in 6th grade that used to pick her nose? You guessed it; she is also baring it all for some quick cash.

What does this mean for single guys seeking for “the one true love”? Are there any decent women left or are they all cashing in on the porno craze? I’m sad to say it seems like they are all cashing in. Look guys, this might be a good thing, having a porn star girlfriend. Sure half of the internet has seen her naked, and when you are having intercourse she is selling front row tickets without your consent. But hell, talk about bragging rights huh? The next time you are at a party you can pull her up on the webcam network and tell your buddies “I’m going to f___ her tonight” and they will all laugh at you. And on top of that, how bad can it really be, at least she isn’t having full intercourse with others, she is only playing with herself – no worries about STD’s right? And on top of all that fun, she can be your sugar mama. She has all of that “”slut-money”, why not shower you with some gifts.

So is this bad or good? I cannot be the judge; I can only offer my opinion. Sure I think that pornography is the scourge of our society, but can I stop millions of young girls from getting naked for the $53.65 they make each month from their loyal “memberships”? No I cannot, so my advice to you is to either:

a) find one of these hot naked girls and stalk her
or
b) become one of the naked girls and cash in.

The market is ripe with perverts and old men masturbating at their computers. Just don’t buy any used desk chairs that is for sure, especially if they are cloth.

16 Comments

  1. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 1, 2006 at 23:38

    As I re-read this post I realized the following:

    1) It was rushed/not really ready to be published
    2) The theme is lost in side thoughts
    3) It may be misinterpreted, I do NOT support pornography
    4) it just isn’t very funny

    the site needs come good posts and i have been so damn busy i havent been putting the time into it. dont worry though, either my posts will get better or this blog with shut-down out of protest.

  2. kigis
    February 2, 2006 at 08:08
  3. carweft
    February 2, 2006 at 10:57

    People do porn because Jodie Sweetin is addicted to meth? Are they sending her some of the money for treatment? They better think twice about that, she could use the money for meth!

  4. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 2, 2006 at 11:19

    she uses the meth on her webcam. that’s what makes her get naked. drugs make people make poor choices. who did she play on full house?

  5. Gooncho7
    February 2, 2006 at 13:32

    I am sad to know this, but she played the middle child named, “Stephanie”. I am sorry to know that.

  6. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 2, 2006 at 13:57

    the top selling bob saget film: Half baked…

    have you ever sucked dick for coke, now that is a problem…

    http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=gen&id=1800104741&intl=us

  7. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 2, 2006 at 13:59

    oh, and jodie just turned 24. http://www.sweetin.com/

  8. Gooncho7
    February 2, 2006 at 14:57

    I just picked up Half Baked, I love that movie!

  9. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 2, 2006 at 15:07

    buttered stuff
    buttered nuts

    i like john stewert good cameo

  10. kigis
    February 2, 2006 at 17:30

    I saw Bob Saget at a comedy club in LA a couple of years back. He was the opening act for a bunch of no namers, but he was awful. His whole act consisted of him making jokes about fucking full house characters. Thats all he has for his career is a bunch of old memories when he was at the top along with Urkel. Thats pretty sad. He got a few pitty laughs, but the other comics were much better.

  11. BlondeBunny
    February 25, 2006 at 13:31

    hello guys! I`m one of this webcamgirls and must say that no drugs make people do it ;) look at girls see how they look:) much better then your wife, gf or daughter that does not use drugs
    we (webcamgirls) do it (camming) just because we love it :) it`s a real turn on to get naked on cam to hear in speakers voice of an excited customer… and there is nothing bad in it:)
    I have 2 master`s degree and i do camming full time ;) why? I LOVE IT and get more money then working anywhere else and i have not to lick stupid bosses` asses

  12. BlondeBunny
    February 25, 2006 at 13:39

    by the way look at what people create after meeting webcamgirls :)
    Di-rect “WEbcam girl”
    http://www.sleurink.nl/song/13569/lyrics/di_rect/webcamgirl_songtekst.html

  13. kigis
    February 25, 2006 at 17:35

    Is this a serious post? I think she didn’t get our jesting about webcam girls and the full house chick. I would ask you though if you are really serious about loving your webcam job. Why did you get the two master’s degrees then? Your main reasoning would seem to stem from a monitary arguement. Then so couldn’t it just be that you are in an exploited class based system, not able to make enough money doing what you studied years for, and have to resort to sex work? Or you could just like easy money.

  14. kigis
    February 26, 2006 at 00:10

    You know Gurt. She basically spammed on your site. Too bad you can’t do the same.

  15. Gurt T. Luhrman
    February 26, 2006 at 14:51

    i moderated the comment to allow it. i figured that if she took the time to visit my site i would let her slide. it was brought to my attention that i should try to get some type of free trial pass for members of the blog. haha

  16. Kigis
    February 26, 2006 at 15:03

    Thats ok she didn’t really look hot.

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