This is the first of 4 questions in the November Giveaway. A correct answer will give you the privilege to fist-fight to the death for our wonderful prize.
When bagaki.com started, it had a reader base of just over 109 unique visitors per day. Now with well over 2600 unique visitors per day, bagaki.com has significant influence on world culture. What is the key reason for continuing to support bagaki.com?
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November 1, 2005 at 19:25
Because this shit ain’t free, bitches. Bagaki.com don’t run on no hopes and dreams type shit; it runs on straight cash, homey. Ante up.
November 2, 2005 at 02:15
Food? Clothing? Shelter? Physical Human Contact? We all know that these things mean nothing without bagaki.com…Also, bagaki.com means nothing without the religion of scientology…Now lets all strip and gather round the mishapen lump of metal in the center of our “church” and chant “L. Ron” over and over until we find god and the purpose of life because we know he’s hiding in that damned blob of plastic that’s been spray painted with silver kryolan and labeled “mishapen metal hunk” Are you even reading this anymore?
November 2, 2005 at 02:24
BIGGPAPPA, we are not soliciting for donations, we are rewarding you for reading. We are paying you to read our blog. This is the best blog ever, we give out shitty prizes.
KEVINSEMLAK, we like your pseudo name - very original. It sounds like the name of someone who is very lonely and masturbates to the point of exhaustion. As a matter of fact, I, Gurt Luhrman, am the founder of bagakintology. Instead of gathering around a hunk of spray painted plastic, we gather around a steaming pile of my shit chanting bagaki bagaki bagaki. then we throw the fecal matter on the wall and take bets on how long it will stick there.
November 3, 2005 at 08:56
Because it gives your boss a reason to fire you because he thinks you are looking at porn while at work.