I opened my garage today, pulled my car out, and then closed the garage door. Upon re-entering my car I noticed something – some string coming from the front air vent. Not knowing what it was, I obviously pulled out what was lodged in my air vent. Out comes this air freshener, you know the normal kind shaped like a tree, this one wasn’t shaped like a tree. This one was shaped like a juicy porterhouse steak. I laughed and tossed it on the passenger floor. I didn’t really think too much about why it was there or how it got there at this point. I started driving and then decided to smell it to see what it smelled like. Was this a bad choice, I brought this small treat up to my nose and inhaled. My mouth started watering and I thought I was going to vomit. Talk about a deceiving picture, this damn thing smelled like a rotten carcass. So I threw it back on the floor of my car. Realizing my car would smell like this I then grabbed it again and tossed it out the window onto the street by my apartment. I smelled my hand and about puked again. Someone is playing with me, but who???
So after thinking about this all day long I just can’t figure out where it came from. Here is what I have come up with… I drove my car most of the day on Sunday, and I know I used the air vents and adjusted them so it wasn’t in there before 4pm on Sunday. I then went to work at around 4pm. My car was parked outside in the employee lot until around 11:30 when I left work. I then got into my car after work and drove directly home. I parked my car in my garage and locked the garage. The time frame for the prankster is between 4pm and 11:30pm on Sunday, November 27th, 2005. There are a few people that knew my car and I have confronted them about this “situationâ€. As of right now, no one has confessed.
When I tossed the meat-freshener out the window, it landed on the road or I guess the driveway into my apartment. This was at about 11:45 am Monday morning. I remember a mailman and his truck parked on the corner of the street. Anyway, when I returned to my apartment (at about 1:40 pm) I was going to pick up this wonderful treat but it was gone. The only explanation I have for this is that the mailman saw this meaty treat and picked it up for himself. You see, now when he has dogs chasing after him or when he wants to distract the family dog so he can have a quickie with the milf on his route, all he has to do is throw this meaty-fresh cardboard and the dog will be diverted. What a brilliant plan for the mailman. At least someone had a good day.
November 29, 2005 at 12:30
Ah meat behold the power of meat. What will they think of next. I have a few of these tasty freshners hanging up around the house myself. After a hard days work choppin’ veal, I venture home and rub a few of these cardboard carcass’ on myself and then bathe in some tenderizer..flip and repeat. Glad to see you too have experienced the joy of funky fresh products. Try their dried up baby feces..it too is a crowd pleaser. I caught wind the next model of the fleshlight will have this aroma oozing from the fleshy goodness!!