Card # 595 - Beary Happy Birthday
This is birthday card # 595. This card was originally send out to one of bagaki.com’s loyal during the 2005, 5th Birthday Bash. This is one card in an original series of 18.
“lots of good things like a teddy bear stuffed with ground up recycled old teddybears, or getting hit by a car.”
November 22, 2005 at 01:24
happy birthday baby; it’s been so good watching you blossom into the rotten, twisted flower that you now are! Keep up the good work, don’t go insane just go beserk, don’t masturbate do the herky jerk, don’t hesitate get right to work, don’t elaborate just enunciate, don’t be a bitch or a snitch join the Triumvirate; what the hecka join DECA join the navy join the army; eat a beetle eat bug eat a spider eat your mommy; like uncle fatty we gets boom batty; never fakin on the funk when Ellen’s beaver’s getting chatty; a little sqwuak a little talk never hurt nobody; a little feedback never hurts when you’re rocking the ushy gooshy kind of party; at the cabin at the house; in the ass or in the mouth; get down like James Brown and tell that bitch to go South! We likes it raw and that’s a know fact; BiggPappa and Prince James only do it from the back. Not man on man or anything of the sort; bukkake style all the while and so on and so forth. Mariah Carey or Ashlee Simpson; just a nother feather in the caps of these two pimps when we be pimpin; I saw em at the Neighborly, trying to say hey to me, I gots no time for bitches when theres Leinenkugels starin’ back at me; Line em up toss em down; we’re the biggest drunks around; unless there’s vodka running down your pussy crack I’ll probably cry, or at least frown; but Happy Thanksgiving, don’t let me get you down; ladies Prince James will lick your neck lick your back lick your pussy lick your…..cat; because there’s nothing out of line with stepping out of the species line; as long as it’s a mammal we’ll get all cannibal and eat that shit like a buffet line! Rhyming the same word with the same word wouldn’t quite cut it; you’d think that a DECAthalete might be a little bit above it; oh you’re wrong I’m from a public school and not ashamed of it; expelled from my school and not really proud of it; Vikings fan all the while and not scared to say it; ladies listen close — you’ll be swallowing it when I spray it! BiggPappa and Prine James on the mic tonight; eatin’ turkey, doin the herky jerky, dirka dirka dirka dirky! Like red beans and rice our rhymes our super nice; one time I had to cut off my hair becuase I was a little worried about lice; no worries it’s not Avian Flu, what the fuck you think I’m gonna do; throw up my hands and cry or get mothafuckin’ even with you? Check me and I’ll check you back and that’s a known fact; test me arrest me and I will shit all over your cat! I hate the goddamn things like “Terrorist Hate Freedom,” I used to have one but it’s gone — BiggPappa don’t need ‘em; Melody is in the big house for being out commiting felonies; not sure if she’s Persian, Polish, Caucasian, or Australi-Asian. Not sure if that’s a race, ethnicity, or species; no offense intended so if you’re upset suck on these-ese; juggle em in your mouth back and forth like you know what you’re doin; Like Brett Favre to coach Holmgren to the top you’ll be screwin!
November 22, 2005 at 02:20
this is why i love this guy