Two BONUS bars (with purchase)

Posted October 29th @ 3:20 pm by Gurt T. Luhrman

they are all free is you steal themI am not sure what the purpose of the “with purchase” is, but “bonus bars” was enought to make me buy them. I mean, how could I pass up such a deal like this. I am getting FREE soap, so now I am be extra clean. The two bars are only free with purchase, if you steal the pack; you get them all for free.

11 Comments

  1. kigis
    October 29, 2005 at 22:58

    “they are all free is you steal them” ???????? IS you steal them?????? What the fuck. Is bigg pappa writing your picture captions here too.

  2. BiggPappa
    October 30, 2005 at 14:40

    I am not being paid by Bagaki Enterprises, henceforth my creative talents will not contribute to the financial gain of one of my competitors. We collaborate, innovate, instigate, articulate, masticulate, masturbate, freak-a-leek-a-mate, you know how we get down. You rake, I’ll take; I’ll shoot it on her face and you mop it up — that’s how it goes when BiggPappa jizzes on your nose, hoes.

  3. Tomithy Paxton
    October 30, 2005 at 16:05

    Why must you be so vile?

  4. Gurt T. Luhrman
    October 30, 2005 at 17:42

    i agree with tomithy, i dont jizz all over your blog biggpappa

  5. BiggPappa
    October 30, 2005 at 23:10

    earmuffs kids; earmuffs!

  6. BiggPappa
    October 31, 2005 at 09:48

    I think this guy could’ve used a lot of this soap to try to clean all the dirty money running through his slippery hands.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1020051delay1.html

  7. Gurt T. Luhrman
    October 31, 2005 at 18:37

    Put em all in jail, and let’s see Carl Rove tried for treason. The entire administrator should be put up for treason. Enron - those bastards should be tried for treason. Defrauding the American public for billions of dollars is a crime against this country. Let’s start cleaning up this country.

  8. kigis
    October 31, 2005 at 21:22

    Hang em all.

  9. BiggPappa
    October 31, 2005 at 23:06

    they will never be convicted; vigilante justice is the only way they will receive their just dues. We need an assasination to clean this shit up, seriously.

  10. KevinSemlak
    November 2, 2005 at 02:41

    I think we should take everyone to trial for treason…Starting with David Hasselhoff that kraut traitor!

  11. Gurt T. Luhrman
    November 2, 2005 at 03:07

    we should burn him, i like the smell of buring chest hair

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