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There was no special Halloween post, or any “scary” themed post for the day dedicated to spooks and goblins. The only thing I did for you, my readers, today was to update the top photo on the blog. I figure I needed to make this thing a little better for the work environment. There are just not enough people getting in trouble for porn at work these days. If I can contribute to someone’s termination, my day is complete. On the same note, that might be scary, so there is your Halloween special. You are fired. Boo!

I am not sure what the purpose of the “with purchase” is, but “bonus bars” was enought to make me buy them. I mean, how could I pass up such a deal like this. I am getting FREE soap, so now I am be extra clean. The two bars are only free with purchase, if you steal the pack; you get them all for free.

Starting November 1, 2005 blog.bagaki.com will start our monthly giveaway!!! To kick things off right, we have decided to give away a double whammy. We are giving away HIGHLY COLLECTABLE Thomas Kinkade art. You read correct, THOMAS KINKADE!!! What is better than one Thomas Kinkade piece? TWO Thomas Kinkade pieces!!

We are giving away two Thomas Kinkade candles. Because there is nothing better in life than Thomas Kinkade on a candle.
The contest runs the first two weeks of November starting 11.01.2005 and ending 11.14.2005. We will be posting a series of questions over the course of the contest. Correct answers gain you an entry into the giveaway. These is no limit on how many times you can enter the drawing, so please feel free to answer as many times as you like. Everyone is eligible to enter the contest with no purchase necessary. For written rules please sent self addressed stamped envelope to:

Bagaki.com
c/o November Giveaway
4686 Wheaton Rd
Hell, 66666

This is our way of thanking you for your patronage.

Gurt T. Luhrman
Editor, Cock

But who cares, it is from a website that none of you will probably ever visit. (It isn’t stealing either because they don’t even know where the picture came from). Anyway, I thought this was an interesting idea for a men’s bathroom, although kind of weird. Speaking of weird, there is a nice restaurant where I live that when you are standing at the urinal you are looking through 2-way mirror onto people enjoying their meals. There is one particular table that is directly under the mirror, so it looks like you are peeing onto someone’s table.

I was also thinking, how weird it would it be for the models pretending to look at a mans anatomy while he is unirnating. I can hear the photographer, “yes yes yes, work it, look shocked, look wowed”. WTF. Also, I have been making the images “clickable” to give you access to the larger photo. (only where applicable)

For those that don’t know, i work a customer service job at an airport. Today i was approached by an elderly woman and asked if i could change her $10 for two $5’s. I said sure and dug in my cash drawer for some smaller bills. I then handed her the $5’s and she handed me the ten. She then proceeded to tell me, “Oh thank you so much, you just saved my life”. I am not sure what danger she was in with that ten dollar bill, but i feel like i did my good deed for the day by helping her out. I can only wonder what would have happened to that nice old lady if i hadn’t rid her of that dreaded $10 bill.

this was in minnetonka, mn…. which reminds me biggpappa, i had an idea i would like to run by you and king james for your hip-hop-scotch 2006 world tour.

watch the video, it is pretty cool(the sound sucks though, who ever taped this didnt do it right, they should have put up some mics). those damn rich kids, always having the advantage over the poor kids… its time to get rich

Music thing: School band play ‘Endtroducing’ with real instruments

So I picked up a pack of franks the other day at the grocer. They turned out to be quite good. I have not been able to throw them on the grill to see how they fare, but if they are this good baked, I cannot imagine what they will be like grilled. Ok, I never bake my wieners. I dig their slogan though; “We Answer To A Higher Authority”. That is what sold me… when it comes to hotdogs, the FDA just isn’t enough.

The legendary BiggPappa is wearing thin from the verbal abuse on this website. In a secretly taped confession, BiggPappa seemed to be both on edge and hallucinating. After talking personally with the famed hip-hop star, it seems he has been able to pull together some semblance of a life. On a lighter note, he disemboweled his cat.

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BiggPappa’s secretly taped confession

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hey, maybe you could sell food to yourself biggpappa

Bigg Pappa’s Restauant

Heres the satellite view (looks like a greasy spoon)

I don’t know how many of you have been following my thoughts on the evolution of TV, but here is even more proof that TV (as it is today) is DEAD, within a year or two, television sets will be completely replaced by “displays”.

I should note… TV execs and media interests are too stupid and greedy to change their business model and fully embrace an idea of free flowing content. Revenue and control are their top priorities, which is going to be what destroys them. (I just can’t wait for the record industry to collapse, too bad it is taking so long). We as consumers need to start DEMANDING realistic pricing, oh wait we are, buy refusing to spend $15 for CDs and $19 for DVDs. Drop your prices and you will see a drop in piracy. You greedy pigs, your bacon will taste good.

WE NEED A REVOLUTION, PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THESE CORPORATE PIGS FROM EXPLIOTING US, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING. WAKE UP PEOPLE, WAKE UP AND SAVE YOURSELF.

Comedy Central Unveils Motherload Network

I’m not sure if I have posted this before, I don’t think so. This is an interesting site nonetheless.

Crying, while eating

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the following picture is an ACTUAL screenshot of a friends website’s statistics. (note the word or phrase that was searched that turned up his website, TWICE)

I consider this a victory for search optimization. You now have control over that search phrase, it is time to expliot!!